Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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