You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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