The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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