Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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