The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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