Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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