Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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