Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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