If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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