I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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