The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
