I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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