somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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