Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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