You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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