God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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