She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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