you guys were way drunker than both of me
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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