It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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