I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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