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you win
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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