ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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