i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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