Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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