I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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