Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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