There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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