i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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