She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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