It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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