Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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