Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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