I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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