Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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