I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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