found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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