Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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