the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My balls are so social today.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
This toilet bowl is my home.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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