I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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