if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
