Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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