OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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