I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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