The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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