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I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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