Your tits are I can't wait for
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
