As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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my shit smells like andre
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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