my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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