So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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