honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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