You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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