Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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