I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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