whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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