I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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