do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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