Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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