I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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