is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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