He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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